Lost my keys in the fridge 🗝️🧊 Stress-eating consequences.

Who else has a ‘junk closet’ that’s become a time capsule? Just found a Blockbuster card and 2017 planners. Museum curators, hit me up.

When your playlist goes from sad ballads to hype beats and whiplashes your mood. 🎧🎶 #EmotionalRollercoaster

Why do I lose socks but find them in the dishwasher?

Tried to take a selfie. My double chin photobombed.

Why do I forget to charge my laptop before meetings?