My weekend plans: Fighting the urge to reorganize my bookshelf by color. 📚🌈 #QuarantineLife

Tried meditating for five minutes today—why didn’t I start sooner?

Tried yoga. Farted loudly in downward dog. Namaste…silently leaving the studio forever. 🧘♂️💨

Just realized I’ve worn one AirPod for 3 hours. Who’s the real MVP: my left ear or capitalism’s attention economy? 🎧👂

Why’s my phone 1%? Same as my will to fold fitted sheets. 📱🧺

Why do we park in driveways but drive on parkways? The world may never know.

When you try to cut your own bangs and end up with a helmet. ✂️😭 #HairDisaster

Sharing a few moments of reflection with a good book and some soft jazz.

Breaking: A conservation effort has successfully restored a once-endangered species back into the wild. Proof that every effort counts in saving our planet!

Am I the only one who thinks these new ‘photo invert’ memes are basically an optical illusion for the soul?