When you're the only one laughing at your own joke. 😂 ...😐 #Crickets

Bought a fancy steamer. My shirts are still wrinkled. Defeat.

Tried fixing a squeaky chair 🪑… now it’s silent but haunted 👻.

Admiring the night sky and pondering the universe’s mysteries. 🌌🔭

Why do I forget my lunch on the counter? Hunger games.

My dog when I eat chips without sharing: 😠 #Betrayal

Me: buys a fancy pen ✒️ | Handwriting: still a doctor’s note 🖋️.

Why do I always lose one earbud? They’re not socks.