Why do I forget to charge my laptop 💻 before meetings? 🔌 #ChaosCore

Why does my printer jam only when I’m in a rush?

Why do I always remember song lyrics from 2007 but forget my own phone number?

Why do I forget to charge my laptop before meetings?

Tried to fix a leaky faucet. Now my bathroom is a water park.

My dog howled at the vacuum cleaner. We’re both traumatized.

Remember when we thought 2020 was a fluke? 2024 out here like: ‘Hold my glitter smoothie.’ What completely normal thing feels surreal now?

Who else has a ‘I’ll remember this’ note in their phone that’s just cryptic nonsense now? Mine says ‘blue frog Tuesday’ and I’m mildly concerned.

Bought a ‘motivational’ planner. Wrote ‘exist’ and quit. Goals achieved? ✔️

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