"Man, what's eating you today? looks down I Don't know.... GET IT OFF OF ME!!!

The final proof of greatness lies in being able to endure criticism without resentment.

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's actually quite ironic how she died.. She was attacked by a crab.

Before I destroy a wasp's nest I like to capture a single wasp and tell it my entire diabolical plan.

I hate people who think it's cool to take drugs ...like customs officers

Me: So, you come here often? Him: .....we're in my house.

CNN: We're not sure but we'll report it anyway.