Monday Morning......Rolling out of bed is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story.

A pirate's walking down the beach.... ...when he comes across a little girl. The litter girl says, "Hey Pirate! Where's your buccaneers??" The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman? Nun

It all depends on how we look at things, and not how they are in themselves.