🎉 The 12 Core Characters of the Poobahverse Are Now Official! 🎉

After much tea, twaddle, and theological biscuit debates, we’re proud to reveal the final lineup of absurd souls who inhabit the glorious nonsense of the Poobahverse:

Poobah Grandious-McTwaddle – Supreme Custodian of Nonsense and wearer of ceremonial socks.

Mr Malcolm Gibbins: Stern-faced Bank of WAGMI clerk, now manager who hasn’t smiled since 1974.

Heiress Twinkle Wobble-Wiggle-McTwaddle: Poobah’s daughter, collector of lint, and future Empress of Sillywalk.

Princesa Fofinha: Scented penfriend from Fogo who believes clouds are moody.

Dr Hubert Frackleton-Smythe (“Dr Frack”): Arch enemy of Poobah. Unhinged inventor of smellable ink and other unverifiable breakthroughs.

Gareth “No Refunds” Fletchley-Tompkin: Former Poobah merch czar, banned from three timezones. Clerk at Bank of WAGMI.

Rajiv “Two Chais” Banerjee: Smooth-talking in Hindi, our Delhi Bank of WAGMI liaison with one eye on your biscuit.

Prunella Claggs-Belvedere: Gatekeeper to the Poobah and mistress of the bureaucratic kazoo.

Cyril “Three Pies” Wetherby: Loyal mate of Poobah, keeps emergency pies in his waistcoat.

Brother Bibbly Frotweed: Mystic cleric and keeper of the Holy Sock, sometimes mistaken for shrubbery. Welsh Haiku is his thing.

Frangella: Sheep-herding dog who only chases the invisible ones.

The Mootual: Sacred cow of Degen camaraderie and trench-side followbacks.

📜 Each will soon have their own profile on the new Poobah website. Lore, quirks, catchphrases, and probably complaints from Gibbins.